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Smash It: Motorola Defy vs. JCB Phone

Competitions, Mobile Phones | March 13, 2011 by Dean Quinn

*This Competition is Now Closed*

The lucky winner was Joanna Steffins of The Wirral who scooped a brand-spanking new Moto Defy for her suggestion of : “Securely attach it with something strong to the back of a car bumper (wedding tin-can styley), then drive off into the sunset dragging it behind you”. We’ll hopefully be filming Joanna’s entry (not like that you mucky sods) in the next couple of weeks and aim to have the resulting destruction uploaded to our YouTube channel soon after, so keep checking back!

These so-called tough phones seem to have been cropping up with a bit more regularity of late with both Motorola and tractor blokes JCB knocking out mobileular hardmen in the form of the Motorola Defy and the JCB Tradesman phone.

We were quite taken with supposedly indestructible Defy, not just because of its toughnut credentials, but also because it held up to all the rigorous testing we subject all of the blowers we get to (hours and hours of Angry Birds and YouTube nonsense). However, whist it did the technological business, we never actually got round to seeing just how hard it really is, save for the inevitable dropping of it as we struggled to bring too many cups of coffee back to our desks. We haven’t even got round to seeing what the JCB effort has in store, either as a phone, or an indestructible lump of tech. So we had an idea…

As we’ve a drawer full of the chuffing things we thought we’d see if they’re really as tough as they claim by pitting them against each other in a series of all-action tests. But rather than going for the obvious like slopping water on them, scraping them a bit or whatever, we thought we’d ask you, the massed ranks of P4u News & Community oglers, to come up with some ingenious ways in which we could put them through their paces.

So, if you reckon you can come up with any stuff we conceivably do to one (bearing in mind that for us to get hold of a jet engine/combine harvester/plastic explosives would be nigh on impossible), let us know in the comments below and we’ll see if we can get round to inflicting whatever damage you suggest. Hell, we’ll even make a video of it, you violent reprobates.

The best idea will not only be immortalised in film, but the person who came up with it will win a Motorola Defy!

T&Cs

The competition closes on 21 March 2011
The winner will be chosen at random from all entrants.
The winner will be announced on site on the evening of the 21 March, and will also be contacted via email.
If we do not hear confirmation from the winner within 3 days that they accept the prize, the competition will be redrawn.
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No cash alternatives.
We reserve the right to offer an alternative prize of the same value or higher.

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Bryan

Try Dropping a CHuck Norris on it xP

……………Or a Fork Lift
Bryan

By Fork Lift i mean driving over it
Bryan

and…when does the competition end ?

http://community.phones4u.co.uk/?intcid=Headers_NewsandCommunity Dean Quinn

Hi Bryan,

The competition ends next monday (21 March) and we’ll be picking the winner on the same day.

You can have as many goes as you like, so get yer thinking cap on and come up with some more to be in with a greater chance of winning!

Cheers,

Dean

waquee

Walking/ running over it. It is mostly common that your phone drops and someone runs over it.
waquee

get a karate black belt and let him try this using the defy:
waquee

can i know if this competition is open worldwide?
Cleedon joseph

try blending the phones, seeing how long they take to turn to ash
waquee

You can try to hold the defy between a door and then close the door. It will show, how ductile and or durable the defy is.
waquee

You can also try this, ( very popular )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI

though, using a regular blender.
waquee

The competition ending date is 21 “March” or 21 “May”?

by the way, new idea,

try to staple it.

or use it like a sling shot (catapult).
waquee

Put it in a laundry washing machine, with detergent and spin..

and check if it still works
cleedon

Elements test, for fire, strap fireworks to them then microwave them, and if they are both still standing try liqiud nitrogine for a waterproof test, and from strength test them by running them over with a JCB
Brad wood

Straight forward, hammer and nail it .
hassan

drop in the water add explosives
waquee

Put them in a cup of hot coffee..
hotness will let penetrate the phones, and sugar content will short the circuitry. an instant result.

try playing any game with them. its cricket time now. or even hockey. any game where you can use the phone as a ball.
Brad wood

If it’s a hot day, barbecue them
Jan Wood

Chase a herd of cows over it
Jan Wood

use it as a boomerang
Jan Wood

tap dance on it
Jill Garratt

I could sit on it. That would destroy most man made objects
iain maciver

what about driving over one in a hummer
kelly thompsett

TUmbledry it with a sheet of the very nice smelling ‘bounce’ (other brands are also available)
kelly thompsett

Walk up and down it whilst wearing six inch stiletto’s. They put holes in my kichen floor – why not a phone?!
kelly thompsett

Leave the phone with my kids for 5 minutes. They break everything else that’s supposedly indestructible.
kelly thompsett

Place marshmallows and chunks of chocolate on it and microwave for 30 seconds. If it doesn’t break, it’ll be worth licking!
DIANE INGRAM

DROP IT FROM THE TOP OF THE GUERKIN
kelly thompsett

Shoot it with a pneumatic nail gun, then run through a bandsaw.
kayleigh “loquaxer”

I won’t go for anything stupid, rediculous or out of this world///i simply suggest popping this lovely handset into a pre-heated oven at 220*C and cooking it until golden brown (lol) this will melt the phone and all components witrhin (except the glass – if there is any lol)
Serves 1
Serving suggestion only
Lucy Pasifull

Have a game of football – using the phone as a ball!
nigel p

drop it down a toilet and flush it
jill g

put on the stage for a performance of lord oft the dance and get micheal Flattley to dance on it. if the repetitive motion and vibrations dont kill it, being in the precence of an ego maniac and all that irritating music should make it loose the will to go on
shirley evans

let an elephant sit on it,make brilliant ad!!!
Matthew Burr

Make like Heston and cook it with liquid nitrogen !
adrian bonnington

Try shooting it with a shotgun.
Julian Bucknall

Give it 5 minutes in a 1000w Microwave
Dowster

give it to my daughter she has gone through dozens of phones broken lost or just fed up with them
Melanie McNair

Just give it to a six year old to play with
Melanie McNair

Seriously tho…just put it on the floor at a rock concert…a mosh pit will have it rendered useless pretty soon
Julian Bucknall

Lay it on a sheet of steel in a scrap yard. Then pick it up with an electro magnet.
Stacey Farrell

Flush it down the toilet
ian

Full power in the microwave.10mins it should be nice and crispy
claire woods

Send it to Japan!
erika

A herd of elephants!
Alison Reid

i reckon you should try bbq’ing it
Rowena

Glue it to the bottom of a Caber and get a 7 foot kilted hairy bodybuilding highlander to toss it Indestructible mmm. Maybe not.
Lisa Armstrong

Leave in an Elephants pen at the Zoo !
sandra henderson

Just give it to my 3 year old son-he`s destroyed 2 phones of mine already!!
sue

give to my friends dog to chew, she can destroy almost any item in less then ten mins
Jill Jones

Tape to the bottom of a space hopper and hold relay races in the office with extra points for height and drag. that should make for a fun day and give the phones a good work out.
Andy Hockley

Get the fire service to aim a jet of water at it…..
amanda goldston

Give it to a five year and let them pretend it is a xylophone, so they can beat it to beat with the hammer- it may even play a merry tune as it faces its final destruction!
TipTop

My son can go play rugby with it see it can survive a rugby scrum and being played with like a rugby ball x @needaphone
Brad Wood

Game of baseball or cricket. Use it like a base/cricket ball then wack it with a bat. That might slice it in to two or more.
Sarah

microwave?
Sophia Kearney

i once visited a beach in Australia that had 99% silica sand that was so fine it broke my sandproof camera – i’d wager it oculd have a crack at that phone!!
Brad Wood

Firer works display stick it to a rocket and let it fly, explode and came back down in many parts

Kmac

OR

drop them both from the roof of the office , run down to the carpark to collect them and then see what they can / cannot do..

Graeme McClay

Put them in a deep fat fryer
Sarah

deep fat fryer?
cement mixer?
rubbish truck?
let a baby dribble in it?
on the roller of a road compactor?
Chloe Tabor

So, it’s the apocalypse and zombies are knocking at your door. Every window and door is locked and you only you have your jcb phone on you. It’s your only weapon, (bit like shaun of the dead with the old records.) Therefore, you decided to use it’s toughness against the zombies.

*Test against impact on the human body. Might be interesting to see not only what it’d do to the phone but what it’ll do to the body too!
*Water resistance – Those zombies are hungry for brains, wouldn’t you be frothing at the mouth for something the equivelent of a Big Mac?
*Signal – After all that you still think it’s hard eh? Test it’s signal strength in a place where signal is weak (like t-mobile in Cornwall, didn’t know how i survived!)

Has the phone made it from the apocalypse safely?
Brad Wood

Drop them from a masive hieght. Then put in high heat with flames, then get them cold and wet staight after. There batery life won’t be a live any more
DENISE cross

Give it to a class of infants – they will soon have it in pieces examining it all
joanna PARKER

drop them from 100000 feet, run over them from with a conbine harvester and then leave them in some strong cider for 24 hours for good measure.
Brad Wood

Use a cannon. Or chuck it as hard as you can to a brick wall, maybe have a competition and let other people have ago. until Theres nothing left.
Sidd06

Would suggest putting them in washing machine, but my g/f threw her bog standard Nokia (£10 new) in with her wash on fast cycle and she’s still using it 12 months later. Maybe you could try it in a cement mixer, after all theyre designed for construction workers.
Matt C

Flush it in the toilet (don’t forget to make sure it doesn’t go down though!)
Matt C

“Accidental” dropping out of a window on a high floor.
Matt C

Cover it in meat and feed to the lions at the local zoo.
Matt C

Tazer.
Kmac

put them both in a toaster,one in each slot, see what they are capable of when they pop up?
Matt C

Drop into my hands! (With any luck, it won’t be broken…)
Brad Wood

Instead of a hammer and nail, how about a drill or more in the tools side chainsaw or flame thrower. thease will make some big dents.
Matt C

Fired out of a tennis ball serving machine, before being used for a nice game of tennis!
Matt C

Dip the phone in battery acid (or some other strong, acidic liquid).
Matt C

24 hours in the deep freezer!
Kmac

phone triathalon : cycle over it, blast it with a power washer for 1 minute, then take it for a run trailing it behind you on a dog lead, see how a bounce and scrape along the pavement works out…
yvonne grylls

The good old sledgehammer has to be the answer – also it’s quick, so you can go for a pint afterwards. Cheers!
waquee

boil it in salt water.
waquee

skateboarding. im sure, the defy will stand still.
Waquee

Or tie the defy on one foot and the jcb on the other and rollerskate on the floor.
waquee

throw them on flower vase / pot. lets see, what breaks, phones or vases.
Kim Holgate

Let a german shepherd or similar “play” with it for 10 minutes, I for one would be really impressed if the phone could withstand that much erm loving.
Aiden

Give the the inevitable 5 second toilet drop test.
chaitali adhikari

Drop it in a vessle having concentrated SULPHURIC ACID ha ha ha …………
nicola hawley

Put it in a childrens nursery for a week and see how long it lasts
Brad Wood

Leave in a soapy bucket of watter longer then an a hour or a cup of acid.
Brad Wood

Chuck up them in air and shoot them with gun.
Brad Wood

On the over hand of chucking on a brick wall, why not on the pavement.
Brad Wood

Cook it in the oven 220 degreas
30 mins.Nice toasty phone for diner
Brad Wood

Leave on a radiadtor.
H Evans

Drop it into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid, that should do the trick!!!
kelly thompsett

Drop it from the window of a top floor flat. Make sure there’s not a little toe-rag at the bottom to pinch it when it lands.
Karen Richards

Drop it down the toilet. This is how my boyfriend ruined his mobile.
Karen Richards

Smash it with a hammer.
Jennifer Schofield

Putting it in liquid nitrogen then smashing it!
Denise Blythe

You could drop them off the top of the Shard when it’s finished but until then try dropping it of the top of the BT Tower
Denise Blythe

Let Harry Hill decide – FIGHT!
Denise Blythe

Take them on the next spaceship into outta space, then see if they work when they return to earth.
Mel Chambers

Offer Kerry Katona all the free pizza she can eat then get her to sit on it
Mel Chambers

Fasten two to ropes and play ‘phone conkers’ with them
Mel Chambers

THERMITE …. Use thermite, that’s the best way to destroy anything!
Mike Duggan

Tape it to the inside of a pair of cymbals…then keep playing along to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture,on your mp3,until the battery runs out….
waquee

Put them inside a vaccum cleaner and clean the house or your office.

Lets see how dust proof they really are.
waquee

open the window and place the phones on the edge, smash the window close.

check the phones bits.
waquee

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/600/defyvsjcb.jpg
Joanna S

Securely attatch it with something strong to the back of a car bumper (wedding tin-can styley), then drive off into the sunset dragging it behind you
Peter Chambers

All you have to do is place the phone on a table and hit it with the Motorola AURA because the AURA is so heavy it could break anything..
Peter Chambers

By far the easiest way to break it would be to give it to my son and tell him NOT to break it..
Peter Chambers

All you have to do is give the phone to JEDWARD and wait five minutes, then watch the phone commit suicide
Brad Wood

Add the phones to some string and the other end to the back of a fast car, and see how far they can travle.
Brad Wood

Put it in a bottle of fizzy drink like coke, give it a nice shake and stand back.
Brad Wood

Freaze them and then hammer then.
Brad Wood

While cooking my boild eggs why not boil them as wel.
Lux

A couple of weeks in my bag does for most bits of tech.
Schlieka

1) put them under a bus and make the bus wheels drive on it (0r a car)
2)burn it
3)but it next to your stereo and play full blast (doubt that will do anything)
4) go to carphone warehouse they’d know what to do (lol)
5) melt it with butter in a pan (that wouldn’t do anything)

seriously i have no idea
Schlieka

i meant put it next to your stereo and play full blast
Schlieka

use a hammer
bathroom spray
throwing it from a window
Schlieka

how about just screaming DIE DIE DIE at the phones i’m sure that would (not) work
Brad Wood

try driving a heavy tracter over it. (as shown on the gadget Show)
Brad Wood

what about a massive shredder.
Benjamin Dann

Put the Phone in a Microwave and turn it on…. it will explode, unfortunately so will the Microwave!
Brad Wood

blenders and microwaves are so common ways
douglas

Put it through a crusher!
Brad Wood

send it to envirophone.com get some wonga

Bryan

Drop it in a Pot Noodle ?

Schlieka

give it to your dog (if you have one)
Schlieka

my cousin says “smash it with your foot”
i said “IT’S A PHONE!”
she said “so, how else is it going to break?”

PHONES4U i suggest you don’t do that unless you wanna hurt your foot i assume she means smashing it without your shoes on lool
Brad Wood

jump on it with some big boots. or something with a sharp end like high hills.
Brad Wood

or just snap it in half.
Brad Wood

play a bit of basket ball and (by accidence drop it though the net and on to the hard ground) smashed.
Brad Wood

blow torch on high

Bryan

let a pet dog “Play” with it

Brad Wood

stab some sharp scissors,knife in to them.
Brad Wood

or just simply unscrew the screws and the destroy the insides. simples
waquee

get a high power flashlight, switch it on and focus the phones, get a microscope lens between the flashlight and the phones, this will create intense heat on the phones. this might destroy them.
waquee

just for review:
Waquee

Put on shoes with spikes they use in many sports.

And run over the phones.

Or footbaal shoes can also do the trick.
Dan117

Put each phone in a transparent, non-waterproof bag with rocks/sandpaper inside tied to a string and repeatedly hit them against each other at high speed and see which one can withstand the impact and the centrifugal force.
This should be done while it’s raining to test the water-resistance after the impacts.
The phone should be called just before the test begins and the first one to drop the call loses.
Bryan

give a teenager 15 minutes with it
Bryan

dance to a Lady Gaga or Iron Maiden song on top of it ?
Bryan

Drive over it
Bryan

Show it a picture of Susan Boyle – Just Kidding, she is a really nice person
Bryan

Let the tardis land on it
Bryan

Play “Angry Birds ” with it only in this game its a phone not a fake bird
Bryan

Boil 1Litre of water with a pinch of salt at gas mark 6.
when boiling drop the phone in and vigorously stir it. after bored or when family guy is about to start carefully strain the Boiled water out, let the phone cool (mabe put in cold water?) then test…REMEMBER turn the cooker off
Bryan

Pretend you don’t get the best deal on your phone (E.g you ddnt go to Phones4U) throw it at the wall as hard as you can.
Bryan

drop various off materials on it
Bryan

slam a door on it ?
Bryan

Drop Justin Biebers bank book on it – it would break anything
Bryan

Drive over it using a Boeing 747
Bryan

Hit it with my phonebill xD
Brad wood

Get a heard of footballers to run over them.
Brad wood

Leave them in high heat.
Brad wood

Fill all the slots (card) with sand and water.
Brad wood

Set some chemicals on it to make them exspolde.
Brad wood

Boil water with some butter and oil.
Waquee

Wash them in the laundry with your lothes and then press them with an iron along with your clothes.
ishman

You should put them.in a tank of Water withe explosives and set it off
waquee

the above, smashing with window idea picture link doesn’t work, new link:

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/waquee/defyvsjcb.jpg

by the way, new idea,

get in your car along with the phones, start your engines, and go, while on 25-35 mph(40-55kph), just peep through the window and struck the phones on the wheels.

why am i not able to attach images?
Brad wood

How about travering fast in a car and chuching them out the window.

Phil

wedge it on the cam of a nodding donkey oil pump

Brad wood

What about taping them under some skates and skate off.
Brad wood

Get the phones and bash them together.
Brad wood

Put some lighted candles on them or just a flame from a lighter.

Phil

Launch it from a clay pigeon trap and shoot it down

waquee

take a container, put salt water in it, and the phones, now conduct electricity through the water. “Shock Proof”.

waquee

tie the phones with a long rope, a single simple knot, and then play tug of war. the pressure will tighten the rope and put pressure on the phones. or even jerking the rope tighter and tighter will also work.

waquee

Get a container and some mud from a flower pot, put the mud in the container, add water, boil, add the phones, and stir, till it starts to boil, throw the water off, and wash the phones with cold water. check if they still work.

waquee

hang the phones from the ceiling using a string, blind fold your self and start hitting madly, like on birthdays, you hit for candies, but you’ll be hitting here for bits of technology..

waquee

get two logs of wood, put the (phones screen facing up), as a bridge to the logs, preferably under hot smoking water in large container, take another log or a metal rod, and try to break the bridge down by applying pressure on the phones using the third log.

picture for more details:
http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/waquee/smash.jpg
im not able to attach pictures.. why??
waquee

get a knife, or another hard n sharp object, stab the phones to death!

pulling to the car / bicycle and stuff is already tried out. chk youtube
waquee

keep stabbing them for 2 minutes non stop.

Brad wood

Set load of traps up and chuck them in

waquee

a pen or spoon would do.
Brad wood

Put the phones with some wood and light it. Nice bonfire
waquee

previously posted by me:

try to staple it.

now, staple them by a heavy duty stapler that staples about 200 pages together (screen side up). thats going to hurt!.
Brad wood

Staple gun.
Brad wood

Leave in a cup of strong glue or pva. You won’t be able to use them buttons any more and it will mess the touchscreen up.
Brad wood

The staple gun that is used for Walls.
Brad wood

Hock it to a charger that has more volts then its suppose to have
Brad wood

Put them between some big cogs

waquee

cogs??

Phil

strap it to the front of a demolition derby car or a post office delivery van- same thing
Hugh McLaughlin

half hour in a cement mixer
Brad wood

Leave in a Cup of vinegar or lemon juice.

Bande

Trample on it the whole Lord of the Dance…
deepak pansare

its not easy.
Phil

Have a tug of war – but with two fork liftrucks pulling in opposite directions connected by a Defy!
Phil

A novel idea – use it as a sea fishing weight and cast it into the sea and wait for a bite
Phil

use it as a door stop
Phil

use it for hammering nails into plasterboard
Phil

use it to hammer nails into wood
Phil

fire it from a bow -Robin Hood style – on fire yeah
waquee

turn a bicycle upside down, rotate the pedals with your hands, and struck the phones between the moving spokes.

put the phones below your chair legs, then sit on the chair.

turn a bicycle upside down, hold the phone between two of the spokes, and rotate the pedals, a point will come where, you cannot move the phone further, it will be like, the pic:

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/waquee/800px-Rollenbremse01.jpg

and start to rotate the pedals with more strength. ultimately, the spokes will bend or the phones will break.
Phil

drop it in a cess pit – it might not break but no one will want to use it
Phil

try and unlock it yourself -normally bricks any phone
Phil

try to update the rom guaranteed to break it
Christine Johnson

Put it on the floor and everyone has to stand on it as they walk past
Brad Wood

drop heavy weights on it like 150kg. or slam two weights together with the phones in the middle.
Brad Wood

i told u not to copy my idea.
Brad Wood

jump on them with some football boots.

waquee

hey dont copy my idea dude.

Brad Wood

similar to my other idea. get a cricket bat and go mental, just use it to smash the phones in.
Brad Wood

get some pliers.
Brad Wood

or tree cutters or a saw.
Brad Wood

looks like its gonna be a warm day Monday, great day for a barbeque then.

waquee

idea is very popular get something unique.

David Paterson

Working on a farm, there are unique ways to kill a mobile, believe me! Not uncommon for them to be fished out of septic tanks or middens with the accumulated dung of 100 cows after a long winter.
Having one travel through a cow, ingested and expelled, would really test it too.
Brad Wood

use it as a pinata. smash it to death
waquee

replace the horse shoes on a horse with the phones, simply glue them, and race.
Brad Wood

put in a hot cup of coffie.

waquee

copying again

Brad Wood

coffee
Brad Wood

try a JCB over the JCB phone
Sarah Laycock

Put it in a car crusher and see what comes out the other end!
waquee

throw it down the staircase,

clean it with sand paper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandpaper
Brad Wood

what about a tin can crasher.
waquee

take your belt off, aim the metal part on the phone and smack! hit the phone.

play shot put with it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_put
Beverley

Take one set of musicians collectively known by the name Metallica. Take 60,000 fans all intent in moshing their hearts out. Apply phone to floor of mosh pit. Activate band. Allow fans into mosh pit. At least – that’s how one of my last phones got killed.
Brad Wood

nail loads of nails to a piece of wood, then put the phone on grass or another bit of wood, then slowly add pressure to the wood and the nails will make nice holes in the phone.
also shown in the diagram.
Brad Wood

another diagram (animated)
waquee

it wont work, the wood will break by itself, if you drive soo many nails in it.
Brad Wood

click the animated picture to see the animation.
Brad Wood

thats why you put your whole hand over the wood so you cover all the surface area.
Sue Harrison

Drop it into the garden pond and then dry it on the radiator
Waquee

But the ultimate aim is to test the rididity and ruggedness of the phones, not to make holes in them.

And you didnt get my point, the wooden piece above would break by itself if you nail so many nails in it.
Emma L Clarke

Play squash with it

felicity bush

First of all ‘accidently’ put it in the freezer, a few days later remove and put in a big pot of boiling vindaloo curry for at least half an hour, then into the washing machine on a hot wash with high spin and high heat dry cycle. If that doesn’t break it then under a truck wheel it goes! All things that ‘could’ happen to a phone!

Christina Massue

Go at em wiv a chainsaw.
john webster

strap loads together and replace the tracks on your mini digger with the tracks made from either Motorola Defy or the jcb phone i don’t think they would survive
Lynn Savage

when you’re in town shopping, drop it and as you bend down to pick it up, an old lady drives over it on her mobility scooter and laughs as she drives away.
Lynn Savage

strap some fireworks to it
Lynn Savage

give it to the local cricket team to use as a ball
Lynn Savage

put it in the blender, add some ice-cream and flavourings too
lydia

1. drive over it with a tank, and then fire it from the cannon.

2. give it to 3 year old twins and tell them to share nicely.

3. bake it into a cake and smuggle it into a prison.

4. disguise it as a bit of coal and stoke a steam train with it.
Schlieka

snap it in half thats how my sister brock my LG phone

go a place where they crush metal
Brad Wood

Plase in a cup with coke.
Brad Wood

Leave next to a bright light or the sun.
Waquee

Everyone says use it like a ball, but i would say, use it like a bat to hit something hard like a cricket cork ball or something.
Brad Wood

In the coffee make sure u add loads of sugar.

another idea is to put the phone in a bottle filed with lots of water and sailt then give it a good shake.

Waquee

Why do you say the same thing i say?

Brad Wood

every ones got finger nails and scratches the screen so keep scraping with real sharp nails on it.
Brad Wood

yh like you’ve repeated about the cricket bat which i originally said.

waquee

you havent said to use the phones as bat, instead you said to hit the phones with the bats.

Brad Wood

following from my “sun” idea why not leave hidden in some sand with the bright sun bursting on it (if it is gonna be sunny)
Brad Wood

1000 watt sub woofer might do something.
helen milner

Just put it in my hand bag !!!!

Brad wood

Inject explosive inside it. (c4)

Bryan

put in a icecream tub full of water then put it in the freezer – de-frost it and then try to turn it on – TADA

Bryan

tie it to string then attach to roof – Piñata !

waquee

i posted this before, but pictures are on other websites, so:

open the window and place the phones on the edge, smash the window close.

check the phones bits.
helen milner

make a Motorola Defy and veg pie
waquee

turn a bicycle upside down, hold the phone between two of the spokes, and rotate the pedals, a point will come where, you cannot move the phone further, it will be like, the pic:

and start to rotate the pedals with more strength. ultimately, the spokes will bend or the phones will break.

waquee

squeeze them in your hands, just like you are trying to murder someone.

waquee

get two logs of wood, put the (phones screen facing up), as a bridge to the logs, preferably under hot smoking water in large container, take another log or a metal rod, and try to break the bridge down by applying pressure on the phones using the third log.

picture for more details:
Brad Wood

oh you figured out how too put pictures on. (copying me)

why don’t you put it on the end of a fishing line and send it deep in to the water.
or send a diver under. leave for a while.

waquee

lol!!

it was a browser problem.

Brad Wood

similar to my idea of the nails on the stand. get a stand put a fire bunner/boiling water (heat) underneath and the phone on top. slowly prod the phone, while its hot and it should destroy it.
Brad Wood

why don’t you chuck it on the floor, stamp on it, chuck at the wall then repeat the steps.

and remember “don’t tap it. wack it” (chocolate orange advert)
Broono

Wrap it in West Ham colours and take it into Millwall’s New Den.
waquee

why not use the phones as brakes for a bicycle.

just place the phones in between the two rods and try to move forward or pedal with as much power as you can, lets see you stop or the phones crack.
waquee

put the bicycle on stand, and free pedal, as fast as you can, struck the phones on the side of the rubber tire, use it as break, this will generate high amount of heat and can even melt the phones.
Brad wood

Sledge hammer.

Put Deodorant, petrol (anything flammable) on them and light. (bang)
Brad wood

Under a train

Or Steam roller.
Gaby

Give them to my dog Brodie – he has stolen and destroyed many many, many things and would steal and destroy a phone as soon as look at it :0)
waquee

dip them in higly viscous sugar syrup, feed to ants. check after an hour.
Jan McGregor

Run over the phone with a lawnmower
Jane Wright

Give it to me – I break everything!!!!!!
Jane Wright

Failing giving it to me – How about a day at the beach – drop in sea – then scrunch it in the sand – then get it all sticky with candy floss – wash it off in the sea again – then let the donkies tread all over it!
Bryan

drop it from the top of a high building
Bryan

put it in a sock and swing it wall to wall
Bryan

drive a lorry over it
Bryan

but it in bleach or acid
Bryan

Let an elephant stand on it
Bryan

put it in a coal fire
Bryan

give it to a toddler to pay with, that’ll do it
JOAN

How about putting it under the wheels of a jumbo jet and if that does not work then drop it from a great height when the plane is up in the air
Brad wood

Drive a van or Asda van over it.
Brad wood

Fill it with the ice-cream water , in the freezer, remove, then smash.
Bryan

Let Frank Gallacher from shameless breath on it
Alison Fry

Leave it on a Spanish street during the running of the bulls!
Bryan

deep fry it ?
Bryan

george forman grill it
Waquee

Get two guys to ride on a motor bike or a car, let one guy drive the vehicle, and let the other guy hold the phones firmly using a large plier, or using his hands.
When the vehicle reaches 20-30 mphs, shove the phones into the ground with full power, and grind them on the asphalt for a full 100-200 mtrs.
Enjoy the phones being destructed!!
Bryan

have a Stare-Off with it
Julia David

Let it sink slowly down in a bath of water and see if any bubbles rise from it.
Anita

Drop it in a piranha tank.

Stick it in a dishwasher.

Piercing it with a bow and arrow.

Drop it quicksand
Maria Webster

Give it to a toddler for an hour. If it can survive that it can survive ANYTHING!!
Vapour

Tie them to an Ice Hockey Puck and let the game begin
waquee

put sand paper on a table, place the phones on the sand paper, get a glass full of water, and drop it from about a meter from the phones, such that the glass should break.
waquee

glue them to the rim of the wheels of a car, and drift. lets see if they are rotate proof.
waquee

Put them in a plastic bag, and smash them on the aspalt.
waquee

put them in a plastic bag and smash them to powder using a hammer or rock.
waquee

get to an open ground, and compete along with your fellow colleagues of phones4u to see who will throw the phones highest.
waquee

How to prepare fried phones:

1. wash the phones thoroughly,
2. get them wet enough.
3. get corn flour and dip them in it,
4. get bread crumbs, and cover the phones all around with them,
5. let the batter an hour.
6. get the pan with some olive oil to 160-220 degrees c.
7. fry the phones.
8. get a plate, garnish it with some coriander and cucumber.
9. takes out the phones, and serve along with some ketchup.
serves 2.
waquee

play javelin throw with them.
waquee

get to some place where construction is going place, get some worker to drop them phones from the top of the construction.
waquee

get a bottle full of gasoline, fill it in a container, put the phones and stike a match. make sure that u and your colleagues are wearing safety clothes and masks.
waquee

light the gasoline, and watch the phones melt.
waquee

smash them with a stapler, hardest substance to exist in every office.
waquee

send it to libya!! lol
waquee

let a bird poo on it.
waquee

give it to the great khali, let him perform a clawhold on the phones.
waquee

get a cutter, which you use to open catons and stuff, now, open the phones using it. cut the screen, cut and pull out the cameras, cut the buttons in half, then grease them, and then wash them clean with soap.
waquee

get a yellow pages telephone directory, place the phones at about half of the book, close, get a hammer or a brick used for construction, and wack! hit the book.
Brad Wood

Go to a enginier place and use one of there masive mashaines e.g. Drill, cutter……….
Brad Wood

Over power/work the phone play every app at the same time make the ram over heat.

Or a throughing competition.
Sheila O’Donoghue

This phone must be treated like a Vampire…..drive a stake through its sim.
Brad Wood

Put the phone on a brick then get another brick and shash it on top as hard you can push. Or you could drop the brick from height. Keep repeating.
Sheila O’Donoghue

Treat the phone with lots of love…then when you have its trust ignore it tell it you no longer love it……then you can watch it die of a boken heart.
Brad Wood

On the over hand of dunking I a cup of coffee why not a mug of tea ot hot chocolate. Yum mmmmmm.
waquee

get a chain and pulley, load a construction brick and lift it about 50 cms from the ground, place the phones on the ground, align and drop the brick. smash the phones! if nothing happens, try the same, but this time with more height, and repeat till the phones die this should really do the damage. this will check for screen durability, body hardness, and overall shock absorption.
Brad Wood

In a bag and smash on to Walls.
Angela L White

Drop it in the bath, that’s how I keep breaking phones!!!
wayne tidman

a simple hammer should do the trick
Brad Wood

have a party fill it with alcohol e.g bear/wine vodka good choice. it’s spouse to kill stomach why not phones.
Brad Wood

yh waquee that idea of the high brick i have already done. with a brick and heavy weights and different heights.

waquee

wait a mint. i didnt know that you posted it, chk the times, just 10 mints difference, i was preparing the pic.

gordon bingham

Give one to an rangers or celtic supporter and they will only take 90 minutes to destroy it. Ally McCoist and Neil Lennon would throw it at their players……Haha
gordon bingham

Scrap yard vehicle crusher would do it if it was placed into the engine block…..
Brad Wood

my birthday next week i could smash it against my presents i get (not sure what ill be getting though, hope it something big)
Duncan Campbell

I’d really love to see if the Defy can defy the ultimate destroyer – a tank! You could start off by driving over the phone on mud and work up to something a little more challenging like concrete. There are loads of tank driving days available for as little as £85 and this would make the coolest vid!
Brad Wood

everyones suggested playing football with it. What about a game like hockey use a stick or hokey stick and scratch against the floor, try and get it in the other teams goal, or you could even make a target on the floor and see who gets the closest.

another game could be a game of rugby and try kick the phone over a certain height.

simples no expensive equipment and a smashed non-working phone.
Brad Wood

i think the gadget show used a tank and i don,t think it destroyed it. where as a steam rider or tractor might. a trip to a farm might lend a hand.

or just hanging from some rope from a fast car or bike. (scracting on the floor )
Brad Wood

why not wear a helmet and smash it on the that, have a toughing contest.
waquee

get a big paper puncher and make holes it them, file them and burn the file.
Brad Wood

yh most of my timing where odd or slow.
waquee

glue it to the bulls eye in a dart chart and play darts.

or

use it as a target in any shooting game.
Brad Wood

Dean, are gonna do a slow-motion of the video, when u smash the phone to bits, that would be good but you will need a high fps (frames per second) on the camera, i think the lg viewty KU990 phone has a massive 120 fps for slow-motion. and are you posting the video on this page.
Brad Wood

use a bow and arrow with the phones on the target. more power , more length, more sharpest.

waquee

already said by someone else

Brad Wood

ive all ready said but more improved go to shooting place where you shoot real bullets at targets.
waquee

i think this is going to be the 3rd longest page of the internet
deborah davies

id just give it to my eight year old son to play with he manages to wreck everything so a phone would be a doddle!!
Brad Wood

and the other idea i had more explained is like frowing clay models or glass (this would be the phones) in the air and shoot with a shoot gun or sniper
or like when they try shoot birds or pigeons.
Brad Wood

smash against some wood, brick or any other material. And try brake the wood, brick or the other material.
waquee

get a butcher knife, make the phones stand upright using some glue, or tape, then chop them off.
Brad wood

Butcher or any other sharp knife will be better cutting in the middle with the screen face up. Slice it in two.
Brad wood

Or hang with some string or stick (try sill or moving) orstill on table and swing a sharp knife, to slice
waquee

by the way which team do you support in the world cup brad?
amanda dixon

put in the washing machine
Brad wood

Not too interested in football but I would say England.

Another Idea smash against a football stairs
Brad wood

Your team

And what about go up a high flight of stairs and for every step smash it on the floor or wall and maybe at the end on the top floor. chuck it out of the building (that’s if it all ready hasn’t broken)
ZAIB

smash it with a hammer
charlie pope

Try chucking them through a car windscreen and see which one is more damaged or drive a steam roller over them and see which one is more damaged.
Brad wood

What about standing the phone upright maybe by a stick and smashing it with two strong objects side by side. Maybe the two objects are attached by strong string So they can swing and smash.

I will be happy to do any diagrams for any of my ideas, just ask
Brad wood

Or any animated images/ diagrams one similar to the green image i have previous posted. Just click the image to work.

Or instead of the weights in the swimming pool maybe try in a lake or see ( more death of water) (but make sure u tie it to some rope and a float so you can grab it a gain)
Brad Wood

with the idea of the stair and chucking on the floor every time. You could stamp on it every time as well.
Hazel

Run the lawn mower over it …
Hazel

Tape it to a wall and hit it with one of those big demolition balls!
waquee

i was talking about the cricket world cup.

why not just throw them in the swimming pool as vertically as possible and as hard as possible. check how many bounces it can take above the water before drowning. or throw as fast, that it hits the other side wall of the pool.
Brad Wood

was thinking chucking them down but not sure if they would float and the would hit the bottom. that why i had the weights.
Brad Wood

your running out of ideas

still on water idea try chucking in the air and let it fall down to the water. SPLASH
Michelle Homewood

Liquid dominoes. Drop the phone in a cup of coffee at the top then cascade the coffe and the phone down through larger containers until it finally falls onto concrete!

Either that or flush it down the toilet!
Brad Wood

chuck it down a chimney with a fire bursting at the bottom.
waquee

get to a metal workshop, get a metal grinder, grind the phones down.
waquee

or cut the phones in two halves. that would be a very merciful thing to do on them.
waquee

get to the local wheat flour machine, and tell the guy to powder the phones. get home, and cook a nice round indian chappati.
waquee

replace the brick with gas cylinder.
waquee

rub them thoroughly with sand paper, on the screens and on the sides.

Clara Croft

Place it on the floor in a busy shopping center and then start screaming that Justin Beiber is in Primark…the hoards of screaming girls will crush the phone to death!

waquee

superglue them to your shoes, and skateoff on the road. or go to the toilet, come back and wipe off your shoes but not just only on the mat, but on the road / pavement.
Brad Wood

get a machine saw and in half ,screen face up
image of a factory saw but can get home cheap ones
image source gsmachineries.tradeindia.com found from google

waquee

that is used to cut bones in the butcher shops

Brad Wood

get a AK47 or mashine gun or paint gun or any other powerfull guns. shot screen face up.

Brad Wood

put the phone under legs of a heavy bed then get every one to lay on it one by one or jump mad on it.

Brad Wood

get a chair put on a each leg put phone, screen face up (books if you haven’t got enough phones to kill) then put some weight on the chair maybe a heavy person. get the camera to focus on the phones and in slow-motion you will see the phones crash.
Brad Wood

get a chair, put on the bottom of each leg a phone, screen face up (books if you haven’t got enough phones to kill) then put some weight on the chair maybe a heavy person. get the camera to focus on the phones and in slow-motion you will see the phones crash. release the books.
waquee

already said that. no need of books, just put the phones below the chair legs, and sit on the chair, or jump like mad.
Brad Wood

put some small explosives on.
waquee

how many time will you say that?
Brad Wood

then its an added idea. the surface needs to be flat anyway, so the books make it equal.

waquee

it would be more effective without the books.

waquee

get a old CRT monitor, it isn’t hard to find one. replace the brick with the monitor,
waquee

get a used old CRT monitor, smash the phones with it.

waquee

squeeze it in a balloon and fill it with gas, tie a rope to the baloon, let the balloon go, then after the balloon has attained preferable height, aim and shoot the balloon. and let the phones freefall. (Do it like mr. bean did in an episode of Mind the baby mr. bean)

or let them freefall in a pool.

sarah allcoat

I would say give it to any teenager and they will surely test a phone to its limits. Drop it in the toilet-check. drop it out a moving car and someone drive over it- check. leave it in the pocket of your jeans so it goes through a full wash and dry cycle in the washing machine-check. Drop it on a quiet lane in the dead of winter before it snows and find it a month later when the snow eventually melts and it is released from it’s icy grave-check. I could go on ….these are all true stories unfortunately!!!
waquee

play dodge ball with them. remember to wear helmets.
Brad Wood

try lift a car (most car shops do or a handy tool) then drop the hole waight of the car on the phones by using the wheels.

or drive over the phones using any a heavy transport car, van, lorry, trackter, truck, bus, train or any other and leave it under wheals for a while maybe 5-10 mins this will destroy it.

waquee

it may turn out very bad.

waquee

chair or sofas, put them below them legs, and dance above it madly.
Brad Wood

how about a game of tennis use the ball as the phones and use a piece of wood or something large with a big surface as a racket, to hit up in the air to the person and the back and ford. you might have to be close together.
Brad Wood

put in a balloon filled with water and smash it at the wall.
Brad Wood

get some clamps and squeeze
waquee

get brass knuckles used in street gang wars, punch the phones madly.

or glue it to a boxing bag, put on the knuckles and punch the phones, compete with your colleagues.
Brad Wood

face up or side to side should work (screen face up will work well best though)
waquee

tie a tight knot to the phones, get to the top of your building, throw them in the tank, wait for an hour or so, pull the phones back.
waquee

break some used tubelights or bulbs on them.

waquee

but you need to take care of safety first.

Brad Wood

put on a boxing bag or stuck on a wall or sheave get some sharp objects in your hand and punch (you might wont some gloves with this)
Brad Wood

like nails, scissors, knifes
waquee

get a plastic bag, fill it with phones, glass pieces, nails, mud, sand, etc. and smash them on the ground, tie a string to the neck, rotate it like a helicopters balde, check the remains.
Brad Wood

put in a rocket launcher or a machine that fires objects
waquee

drop them from the top of london eye wheel.
Brad Wood

just put in a bag and smash on the ground and i’ve allready said this before but on walls.

waquee

you didnt say anything to include with them, i said to include mud, sand, nails, etc.

Brad Wood

through rocks, bricks at them.
Brad Wood

drop sharp object on them at different hights knifes, pens, nails, sharp broken glass ect
Brad Wood

etc
waquee

play holi with them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi
Brad Wood

put in jail bars or bar tight together like gates and scrape trough the gaps.
waquee

smash them with a laptop that is buggin you.
Brad Wood

smash against a basket ball wall and let it drop on the floor or just a normal wall and let it drop after the crack.
waquee

use it to crack open a walnut.
waquee

get electric connection from the wall, put it in the phones charger sockets.

waquee

in other words, short circuit them.

Hazel

Put it on a runway so a jumbo jet can land on it.
Brad Wood

put loads of strong magnets around them.
Laura Ford

Give them to the monkeys at Monkey World
waquee

bite them as hard as you can.
Brad Wood

fill the slots with water etc the card , charger slots.
waquee

strike it on libya in the air strikes.
Brad Wood

get some card or something hard and slim like a knife and try open the entrance from both side of the case.
waquee

put on boxing gloves, hang the phones from the roof using a strong string, use the phones as boxing bags.
Brad Wood

let a parrot bite it or any other animal with sharp beaks.
waquee

apply vaseline or grease on the phones, glue them to your shoes, skate on the bathroom floor or on the tiles in the building, or on the roads, pavement, etc.
waquee

glue grains on the phones, feed the poultry.
Brad Wood

download a virus on it.
leila prowting

Use a Hammer
Matt C

Microwave for a short period of time.
Matt C

Make a Motorola Defy ice lolly!
Lee Gardner

tie it to a train track and see what the damage is
Rachel McWilson

Drop it from the top of your head office building,run and get it,then the second highest floor window,run and get it,then the third highest floor.. and so on and on..then check if its still working
Brad Wood

Whit my nail and wood idea why don’t you add some heavy weights like a brick.

And to the chair/sofa leg idea why don’t you leave under the legs, sit/ lay on it for a while. Maybe watch a film to give some time.
waquee

insert headphones in the phones, and smash them inside the phones. by smashing the phones on a table or using a hammer or rock.
waquee

open the back cover, remove the battery, and smash them with screw drivers and nails. or nail it to your wall.
waquee

get some kerosene, soak the phones for about an hour, and put them in a metal tray, light the phones with a barbecue lighter.
Brad Wood

flammable liquids on it and light.
Brad Wood

game of snooker, hit the balls to the phones
Iain Patterson

Roll over it with a road roller while resurfacing a road
paul shotton

drop it off the top of blackpool tower,as if it had fallen out of your pocket.
Brad wood

Radio active substance
Bryan

somthing big and heavy…SHAMU!!!
Bryan

A Killer………………………… Heel !!
Bryan

Trow a Hissy Fit at it
Bryan

a crowbar?
Bryan

Throw a House At It (LOL)
Bryan

throw lady gaga’s shoes at it – they could kill ANYTHING and i mean ANYTHING lol
Bryan

An Axe
Bryan

put it in a bucket of cement – when it dries break it out and try to turn on
Bryan

drive a truck/tank over it
Bryan

Throw a Grenade at it
Brad wood

Put in a propellor. Or fan
Brad wood

Put load of light bulbs close to the phone have the lights on a smash let the liquid kill the phones.
Bryan

go ninja on it
Bryan

put it under a rollercoaster
Bryan

play swingball with it
Brad wood

Put in a glass of beer an smash on yhe floor.
Bryan

use thermite on it
Brad wood

Do all of my ideas all one after one.
Bryan

put it in a Kiln – that’ll do it thanks for the comp BTW
Brad wood

Put in a heated boiled water with the phones and a thermater in make sure the the mater explodes and the liquids will kill (make sure Thers a lid so it docent go every where)
Bryan

get i big pointy diamond and cut it like its a piece of meat
Bryan

get a Lazer gun and blow it to smitereens
Bryan

give it to a dog to chew
Bryan

Use 1 of Stewie Griffin’s devices to Kill-ify it

P.s Does the winner get a broken one ?
Brad Wood

get a light cigarette put on it or get a lighter on it.

or put next to gas bottles and shoot.
Bryan

show it a picture of meg griffin !
Brad Wood

just open it up and destroy it.
Brad Wood

use it to cook some chocolate, put chocolate on the phone and put the phone on a cooker.
Bryan

Bash it with a Meat tenderiser
Brad Wood

cross bow, bow and arrow (if you can get hold of)
Bryan

give it the “Evil Eye”
Brad Wood

just push down on the screen as hard as you can.
Bryan

Play “Cricket” or “Baseball” with them (:
Bryan

put it in your pocket and fall – thats how i broke my last phone
Bryan

Put it in your back pocket for a day – apparently lots of touch screen phones are broken like that
Brad wood

Trade it for an iPhone or give it to me so I can brake it.
Bryan

Cut it with a chainsaw
Bryan

pu tit in Molten Honey
Bryan

*Put it
Bryan

hit it with a saucepan
Bryan

tie it to a firework
Bryan

Hit it, like you’ve never hit before
Bryan

Use a nut-cracker on them
Bryan

Hacksaw + Vice = Broken
Bryan

Use a JackHammer on it
Bryan

tie it up from above and below and hit, hit, hit
Bryan

Immagine it is your worst enimy….
Bryan

Electric Sander up agenst it
Bryan

Use an electric Drill on it…
Bryan

Put it in a Food Processor
Bryan

Use A Cheese Grater On It
Bryan

glue it to a piece of wood and hit it off some walls.
Bryan

put it in a bucket of paint thiners
Bryan

Leave it intact – it’s a recession and phones are expensive !
Bryan

take it to an oil refinery – get it heated – hot hot hot !
Bryan

put it in a caravan > blow up the caravan !
Bryan

Put it in Liquid Nitrogen
Bryan

burn it with an iron
Bryan

Flush it down a toilet
Bryan

well “Attempt to”
Benny

Have a spiffingly good game of cricket with the phones, old chap! Then, take it down to the races and leave them on the far side of a jump. Jolly good.
Bryan

put it in your shoe and walk on it for a day
Bryan

put it between 2 VERY VERY strong Maganets
Bryan

hit it with a list of all the happy customers P4U has had
Bryan

Play Football with it
Bryan

Play Golf With It
Bryan

Tie it to the back of a car and go for a Joyride with it
Bryan

emm put it in an envelope and post it to yourself via Royal Mail – if anything breaks it that will !
Bryan

Reverse over it
Brad Wood

bryan you’ve just repeated most things i’ve already said or other people have said.

and when does this competition end.

melt the phone.
Brad Wood

play pinball make a machine to smash it.
Brad Wood

heat gun, melt it.
Bryan

Brad – oops Never seen it – sorry
Bryan

According to rules

“The competition closes on 21 March 2011
The winner will be chosen at random from all entrants.
The winner will be announced on site on the evening of the 21 March, and will also be contacted via email”
Brad Wood

use the clamp and destroy it , saw, heat gun blow, torch, squeeze it.
Brad Wood

yh think the evening has finished. properly choosing and posting tomorrow.

burn it, fire
Bryan

Turn it into a YoYo
Bryan

Give it to the cookie monster to eat – om nom nom
Bryan

Hide it for 10,000,000,000….. years until a break is discovered
Brad Wood

ive had some problems with the page before for not loading properly and don’t see all comments.

crush it.
Brad Wood

smash the two phones together.
Bryan

throw random objects at it while listening to : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J57TEcU-GA4
Bryan

Me too
Bryan

Blare a Justin Bieber song at it
Brad Wood

use an fire extinguisher and then smash it with a bat, axe, brick or any other big object.
Bryan

bin it then go look for it in a landfill
Bryan

Pour Vodka over it and light it
Brad Wood

put in a food blender and give it to someone to eat.
(a robot might like the spear parts)
Brad Wood

let a mashine, robot destroy it
Brad Wood

ive said about vodka and flammable things
Bryan

stab it with a pen
Bryan

drop a piano on it
Bryan

give it to the Doctor
Bryan

Brad – yes ive said Melt it……..
carobean

Get your cutest baby to smear it in a jar of baby food, mashed banana and chocolate, then to put it on a colourful wooden peg board and beat it with the wooden hammer, before the dog comes to lick off the food and chew it like a bone. You could even get a politician to smile at it – all in a day’s work for the phone of today!
Bryan

feed it to a hungary hippo :’)
Bryan

*Hungry
Brad Wood

Exspand it

Blow it up

Put realy hot oil on it, maybe fry it

leav in a bucket of cold frezing water for a week. Or hours.
Bryan

Shoot it with a Gun – BANG !
Waquee

Waiting for the results. Fingers crossed..
Bryan

Me too ive been here from 5.30
Bryan

You could try using somthing with a hard flat base, or somthing like a cricket bat.
Bryan

Try Stabbing A Screwdriver into it – my money is on that
Bryan

Try Putting a plank of wood on top of it and jumping on the wood
Bryan

Or you could put a Massive piece of wood on it (Thick ‘N’ Heavy) and do it as a group effort -
More People = More Weight = More Damage
Bryan

You Could Try Putting It In A Tin/Box Of Stones And Put Them Both In A Paint Mixer/Shaker ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TASN5S_uSe0 )
Bryan

Or For A Better Result Mix Stones And Glass, And Other Hard Items
Frank Davidson

Reverse the polarity on the charger or USB lead. That’ll break them both.
Bryan

put it in a kettle – boil the kettle – it is dangerous tho
Bryan

Burn It To A Crisp With A Bunsen Burner ?
Brad Wood

Put with larva

Stick it on the wall and kick it. Or just kick it around on the floor.
Brad Wood

Melt with some wax
waquee

did they put up the contest and forgot that they did so?
Brad wood

Shredder
Brad wood

Put under a table leg. Leave all day. Put weights on the table
Brad wood

Through stones,pebels at it or any thing
Brad Wood

under water deeper then 1 meter (1 meter is the limit it can resist )
waquee

it has already been tested for more than 4 mtrs.

chk utube
Brad Wood

Ive just read a magazine about it and it claims 1 meter. if so try deeper then 4 meters try diving in the further then 10 meters and call someone.
Liam Gallagher

Putting it between layers of bubble wrap and then driving a steam roller over it. Would be worth it just for the noise!!
Brad wood

Who won then and what idea

waquee

didn’t you get any email? neither me, then who won??

Brad wood

Properly some simple common idea like blender or microwave.
Bryan

Congratulations to the winner
waquee

lol! they are testing something that has already been done, and it survived.
Brad Wood

hay i said that (and that answer was not on there when i typed it ) wheres my phone prize.
Brad Wood

“Add the phones to some string and the other end to the back of a fast car, and see how far they can travle.” wheres my prize.
Brad Wood

cheat
Brad wood

Cheek it.
Brad wood

Talking about braking a phone, my phones was nearly broken just by dropping it. Need a new one soon.

Another idea, try leaving the phone down the bottom of a deep end swimming pool, put some heavy weights on it so it stays down. Leave it for a while maybe an hour or two. Gives you some time to have a swim. And maybe a game of catch with it in the poll or make the phone glide across the water this will give pressure to the phone.
Brad wood

Or smash on the side of a swimming pool or smash down on a high diving board and let it fall in the pool the leave on the floor for ages.
Waquee

When are they going to announce the winner?
Bryan

tie 1 end of it to 1 car and the other to another car and drive !

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